Which Racer Are You?

A few moments ago I read an article on VeloNews that was previewing a line of Retro Clothing. In the article the following were descriptions that correlated to the three special editions jerseys that celebrate cycling's roots. So which racer are you?

HARD, FAST AND PART OF THE BLACK TRAIN.SHOE COVERS, THREE QUARTERS AND A CAP UNDER HIS HELMET.HE LIVES IN THE ECHELON, THE WIND AND RAIN.FROM FLANDERS TO ROUBAIX AND THE ARDENNES.HE FLOWERS IN SPRING ON THE COBBLES AND MURS.... THE BELGIAN

THE 'PATRON' OF THE PELOTON, HE KNOW THE RULES.HIS NICKNAME SHOW'S HE IS LOVED.WEIGHED DOWN WITH EXPECTATION, HE IS THE NEARLY MAN, THE 'ETERNAL SECOND'.STILL HE BATTLES ON AGAINST THEM ALL, AGAINST HISTORY.A PART OF THE LANDSCAPE THAT FORMED HIM.... THE FRENCHMAN

TRAINING CANNOT START BEFORE HIS FIRST ESPRESSO.IF IT'S RAINING, IT DOESN'T START AT ALL.HE SETS THE RULES FOR EURO CYCLING STYLE.AND HAS THE BEST VICTORY CELEBRATIONS.HE COMES ALIVE IN THE MOUNTAINS.AND LIVES FOR THE HOTTEST DAYS IN MAY.... THE ITALIAN

http://www.velonews.com/article/73677/rapha-peddles-its-2008-collection

I wonder if one day they might make the quote for .... THE AMERICAN. What would it say?